I have been delighted as hell to learn a hillarious piece of gossip from my partner. BTGG (big tits gossip girl) is an incredible gossip hound. Most of the time it is annoying as hell, because for the most part - I JUST DON'T CARE about the details of other co-worker's and collegue's drama. However..... BTGG is still friends with my ex-partner. Ya know... the one who tried like hell to get me fired, before I RESIGNED.
SIDEBAR - MESSAGE FOR FORMER PARTNER: Yes ass clown - r.e.s.i.g.n.e.d - as in --I QUIT. You did not get me fired. So you really need to stop telling every EMS provider in Atlanta this bullshit. It is getting old. And before too long, it's gonna build up to a serious ass whoopin. Gnosh that over, you pretentious prick!!!
Oh, back to the comic relief. BTGG got off the phone with ex-partner late last Thursday night just to break this news... ASS CLOWN GOT REPRIMANDED!!!
IT GETS BETTER! ASS CLOWN GOT REPRIMANDED FOR HIS MOOSE-KNUCKLE!!!
It seems as though several co-workers and patients got really tired of looking at his himmy-hoos all crammed up in the crotch of his work pants. After packin on the pounds in the last year or two, his work pants were waaaayyy too tight. SO HE ACTUALLY GOT REPRIMANDED BY SUPERVISORS FOR BEING TOO BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES!
I'm a big girl. So, I am not making fun of fatness. I am laughin my ass off at the fact that my ex-partner can afford a quarter million dollar home in East Cobb, yet he won't take is penny pinching tight ass out and spend $150 on a few pairs of work pants.
GO BUY SOME NEW BDU's YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!! HAHAHA!!